Moshe’z Filk Songs¶
- Lifetime of Filk
- Deep-Nets are Better Than People
- No Such Fantasy
- Angel
- I Meant to Code That
- Yesterday We Had a Homeworld
- 403 Denied
- (It’s clear what they’re doing to) Flatten the Grass
- קרבות של נתבים
- Protein in the Jar
- March of the Hellmouth
- No Such Vampire
- Buffy (You’re a Fine Girl)
- Smoking the Grass
- Turing in the 21st Century
- Bin There, Coded That
- Music in the 21st Century
- Superhero Preferences
- Fox’s Song
- Must Hurry
- Swingin’ Spiderman
- Don’t Cut In
- Never Set Yourself on Fire
- Gremlins 2.0
- The Song and Dance
- The Crane Lift
- Acts of Change
- We’re Strong, We’ll Win
- Blogs
- The World Outside the Crystal
- Pythonic
- Call my cell
- I Know I Can’t Spell
- Don’t call my cell in battle
- Que escribe sera (What is written will be)
- Filkers ruined my music
- Something to Chat About
- Don’t call my cell in crisis
- Richard Stallman’s Dream
- I’m a Red Shirt
- How Unix Boots
- Early One Evening
- The Black Character
- Memory’s Gone
- Banned from Google
- Demo bound
- You are the one
- Make it so
- An elf who’s dark
- A Daemon Run As Root
- Filker in the Con
- Patience of a Programmer
- “Eaten by Zombies” is Good
- Dragons
- Operation: Bug storm
- Never Set Tom Cruise on Fire
- If I Had a Brother
- Graveling
- A Vorpal Sword
- We’re fighting men
- Hacker
- Cow’s Song
- Supersmurfette
- People Don’t Do These Things
- Sorceress Maid
- To Space
- Superman’s Life
- Dumb computers, only trouble
- Parkour Run
- Paperbacks
- Goddamn Bitch
- Cephalopods
- Sign in the circle
- The Alpha-Beta Song
- One, Threes, and a Seven
- Eating Some More Brain
- Murphy Drive Me Crazy Blues
- Oops, I did it again
- I Was Killed Being Hit by the “Silmarillion”
- Rhyme after Rhyme
- House of the Rising Sun – lyrics slightly changed
- Laptop Dead
- Too Many Stupid Parodies
- Duty Bound
- It’s Always Morning Somewhere in the World (But not here)
- Cephalopods music
- Urban Flying
- The Wise Penguin
- A Teen
- Whine Away
- Code Crunch Song
- One Ring
- Scud, the short-term ballistic missile
- ירושלים של זהב TTTO “Banned from Argo”
- The Moon is High
- The Stars are Gone
- Wildmage
- It’s Not So Nice When Someone Kills Your Song
- You Are Mine
- Deep-Nets are Better Than People
- My Guitar
- Standard Party
- The Moon and the Sun
- Super Mario Bros.
- Six Side Dice
- The CPU Shanty
- Wizard
- On Using Proper Voltage with Electronics
- Can’t Shut My Mind Off With You
- Vacation
- Fuck
- The Scary Vampire Song
- If I Only Ate Some Brain
- What a Wonderful Sword
- Doom Shooting
- Wild Guess
- Higher Power
- I’m Compilng Again
- Over the Network
- Bug Each Day
- Bridge Over Interfaces
- God of Rain
- NP != P
- NASA’s Engineers
- Code in Perl
- A Distraction
- Uncle Ben
- Fairness
- Life of Geekboy
- Gave Up Too Soon
- Moore’s Law
- Linus and Linux
- Bolt of Lightning
- The Girl That is Thirteen
- Like a Version
- Mail I Sent Her
- Rainbow’s Child
- Take My Money Please
- Blinkenlights
- Technology Goes Marching On
- Flame
- Magical Treasures
- They Want Me to Die
- Just Because It Ran Out of Juice
- Mail is All Around
- Miss the Cache
- Boss Wants Hacks in the Morning
- The End of the World by Cute Filkers
- Liquid Metal
- Function Call
- Pretty Good
- Man Who Wore the Tin
- Weird People
- Kenny
- On the Other Side
- Speeding Ticket
- Demon Hunter
- Synchronized Watches
- Lost Common Sense
- Jedi in Training
- Know the Future
- LARP
- Cyanide is Natural
- McFly
- Signs of Horror
- Stolen Pleasures
- Through Merging Branches
- Turing’s Collars
- Verse and then a Chorus
- The Perfect One
- Property Destruction
- Code Turned Back
- My eBay Bid Has Lost
- Jaffa
- My Christmas Vacation (McLain’s Lament)
- Go, Johnny, Leave Her
- On Meddling in Affairs
- What If I Were Kathleen Sloan
- Debugging Software
- Blind Date on My Island
- I Have to Bill You Now
- The Watcher in the Mists
- One Small Moat
- No Soup Today
- The Last War
- In Black – the Man
- You’re Different Now
- I Definitely Ain’t Humble
- I Can’t Believe He Sunk So Low
- At Amberleaf Fair
- I Can Never Turn the Cell Phone Off
- Higher Tier
- I Can’t Cook
- Please Don’t Invite Me
- Talked With Our Hands
- Shellscript
- The Guy Who’s Keeping the Minutes
- Pop Undead Quiz
- Evil Meow
- Pins and Needles
- A Math Proof
- Friction, A Love Song
- Love Letter (the Conservative version)
- Pillar of Flame
- March of McDonald’s
- I Think I’m a Zombie
- I Got Me a Mac
- Banned From PyCon
- The Page After Last
- Always a Ninja
- A Ballad For a DBA
- Drift Away
- Drop Kick Me, River, Through the Darkness of Space
- Goes Up to Eleven
- SOS
- McGyver’s Song
- Drunk Like a Fish
- Give You a Ride
- Miracles and Wonders
- The Magic of Science
- When I Was a Troll
- Willow
- Fight Fiercely, Scoobies
- Slaying Vampires in the Park
- Plastic Spoon
- Sweetheart
- Nokia
- Page Me Maybe
- Sea Sickness Shanty