Too Many Stupid Parodies

TTTO “Little Fuzzy Animals”, Frank Hayes

When you come to a house filk, you may quite like what you hear
There are songs and tunes and parodies and sometimes there is beer
There are songs that wrench your heart right out and then ones that are just wrong
And too many stupid parodies of that old song

There’s too many stupid parodies
Many stupid parodies
Many stupid parodies of that old song

Now not all of the the songs you hear should fill you full of dread.
For the ones that have tunes you’ve not heard, well, sometimes they ain’t bad
There are parodies of songs you know which can be really fun
But I think that songs with that old tune should not be done!

I think that songs with that old tune
Those songs that have this old tune
Those songs that have this old tune should not be done

When nightfall comes to circle and the singers go around
They will do songs that they wrote themselves and ones that they had found
It can be lots of fun to hear a thing original and new
But when they start “fuzzy” things, this day you’ll rue

Yes they start with little fuzzy things
Start with little fuzzy things
Start with little fuzzy things – this day you’ll rue

So when you go to hear and sing you’ll know what lies in store
There are parodies, like this one here, your mind to drill and bore
So there’s only one thing you can do, and you see here the result
So there’s now another parody, I’ve joined the cult

Yes there’s now another parody
Now another parody
Now another parody, I’ve joined the cult