A Math Proof

No tune yet.

Dedicated to all those people who “undermine” accepted math by writing complete and utter nonsense.

You say the real numbers are a lie

You say that they’re not well defined

You say there is no such thing as PI

And no such thing as the length of a line

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You’re a nut, you’re a kook

Stop referring to your book

Please stop writing this drivel

If you want us to be civil

You wrote a paper, “Cantor Is Wrong”

But the proof is just fine, sorry bud

You and math, it seems, don’t get along

See this paper’s a gibberish flood

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Math is black and white, you troll

If there’s a proof, there’s a proof

And I don’t mean half-percent alcohol

Which is what you’ve been drinking, you goof

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