A Math Proof

No tune yet.
Dedicated to all those people who “undermine” accepted math by writing complete and utter nonsense.

You say the real numbers are a lie
You say that they’re not well defined
You say there is no such thing as PI
And no such thing as the length of a line

You’re a nut, you’re a kook
Stop referring to your book
Please stop writing this drivel
If you want us to be civil

You wrote a paper, “Cantor Is Wrong”
But the proof is just fine, sorry bud
You and math, it seems, don’t get along
See this paper’s a gibberish flood


Math is black and white, you troll
If there’s a proof, there’s a proof
And I don’t mean half-percent alcohol
Which is what you’ve been drinking, you goof