Miss the Cache

TTTO “לבקש ת’קש” by “שבק ס”

I’m counting on having this song being cut short anyway with groans, so I only did the first verse.

I know how you want it: dynamic and fast

A site that is the top, one that is unsurpassed

JavaScript and CSS, AJAX and theming

And the music downloading and the video streaming

But servers all crawl, they are slowing

They are close to being dead from all the traffic snowing

But now the maintainance they’re undergoing

And slowly but surely the results are showing

The site is now slightly less hard to scale

And with a little bit of luck, it will not fail

I now am up on all my work and I have read my mail

Though the balance we achieved it is so weak and frail

I am the network admin, not a web code monkey

I am addicted to the shell, and I’m a packet junky

Because this protocol is making me, miss the cache

And the servers are all crashing ‘cause I miss the cache

When I miss the cache, please tell me what to do?

I need the code: 304, your version’s true