Boss Wants Hacks in the Morning

TTTO “Boys Want Sex in the Morning”

Boss wants

Hacks in the morning

Hacks in the morning

When I’m not my best

Boss wants

Hacks in the morning

Hacks in the morning

Wants me not to test

Boss wants

Someone who’ll program

Someone to code

Someone to type “make”

Boss wants

Someone who’ll fix bugs

Someone with nose plugs

When I’m half awake

Boss wants

Hacks in the morning

Hacks in the morning

He’ll say nicely “please”

Boss wants

Loops with conditions

Var definitions

When we’re in code freeze

There is nothing I like better

Than a program now and then

When with adding just a letter

I can fix it, crash will mend

But before my eyes are open

Of these things I can’t decide

What on earth have I been smoking

When by zero I divide

Boss wants

Hacks in the morning

Hacks in the morning

No one in the streets

Boss wants

Code while I’m yawning

Sun is just dawning

And I’m half-asleep

Boss knows

I am unconcious

I know I must

Though I have no skill

Boss wants

Code with surprises

Code with the sunrise

When I want to kill

There’s nothing like a system

With the basics done just right

Though to build it we went sleepless

And worked late into the night

But before my eyes can focus

I know it is not wise

To descend just like a locus

On the code when it’s this size

Boss wants

Hacks in the morning

Hacks in the morning

Save, load and refresh

Boss wants

Someone to code it

Someone to load it

Fiddle with the mesh

Boss wants

Someone to fake and

Someone to shake and

Break down into cries

Boss wants

Someone to clean this

Someone who’s seen this

With tears in their eyes