Something to Chat About

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TTTO “Something to Sing About”

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Life’s a channel, there are the joins and parts

And when the convo starts

We tend to use our larts

It’s alright if some answers are just wrong

They’ll get corrected before long

Within a light-furlong

The intarweb is great

Every download’s a gift

Software can segfault

Pair while you write code

So hard

All day

To be like other channels

To fit in in this glittering network

Don’t give us chats

Don’t give us chats

Give us something to chat about

Life’s a channel you don’t get to be op on

And if you are alone

It’s like holding up a ton

Still my friends don’t know why I /ignore

The million chumps or more

When their code is such eyesore

All the privmsgs they send

Family and friends

The DCC abends

Well that

Depends

On if Mr. Joe

On if he knows enough to know

That when you ask

Listening to the answer’s

Your task

There was no pain

No fear, no doubt

Til I joined the channel

So that’s my refrain

I live in hell

Because I chose to join the channel

I think I joined the channel

So give me something to chat about

Please give me something…

Newbie:

Life’s not a channel

You should get a life

Or maybe a wife: start living

You’ll get more calm

And answers you’ll give

You’ll get less vindictive by living

You really should start living

At least one of should be living