Code in Perl

TTTO “Brown-Eyed Girl”, Van Morrison

Hey why did you die
Gone when the files came
You won’t even try
That is a bit lame
Stopping and not running, hey hey,
Skipping bytes and breaking,
In the dead of night when
The strings a chompin’ and you
My code in Perl
You’re my code in Perl

Whatever happened
This day you ran so slow
Going down with naught
No results I can show
Fixing expressions that match patterns
Cursing this guy, Larry Wall
To insanity sliding
Soon I know that I will fall, with you
My code in Perl
You’re my code in Perl

Do you remember when we used to write,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da

So hard to find a way
To fix this on my own
Gonna call some help this fateful day
My how the bugs have grown
Lost my memory back there, Lord
I cannot stand thinking ‘bout
Going out to the green grass
Thinking no more about you
My code in Perl
You’re my code in Perl

Do you remember when we used to write,
Sha la la la la la la la la la la te da