Kenny

TTTO “Mary Ellen Carter” by Stan Rogers

He died again last episode, amidst the pouring rain

He drowned in a pothole and his last breath came in pain

He did the same before that, for each one deals mortal blows

Though the humor in his death is kind of low

He went up in a fire and has left a pile of ash

And nobody could save him, and no one really tried

And as the plot was silly, it has caused us to proclaim

That the poor kid who mumbles died again

Well the writers wrote him off, not a thought for him they’ll spend

They needed him to die for them, and so his life would end

And he soon became fan-favorite, the boy who would not go

So his soul would not stay in the sky, or in the hell below

Despite of all his dying, in the series he’ll remain

Though the poor kid who mumbles died again

[Chorus]

Dies again, dies again,

Let the God take his soul as he does with all the men

All those who were his friends and were with him to the end

They will know the kid who mumbles die again

All summer we have waited for the show had to return

We want to see him poked and pushed, to see his body burn

And though he is not stupid, and you cannot call him slow,

He somehow still knows not to death he’ll go

But we watched the show, glued to the screen, and saw him going down

We saw him dead and gone and now he’s buried in the ground

He was too shocked and scared and now his heart won’t take the strain

As, again, the kid who mumbles dies again

[Chorus]

But we know that one day, not that soon, he will not make the grade

And nobody, not friend nor foe, will rush to give him aid

And he’ll keep on, dead and buried, rotting slowly in his grave

When his life will never another day

And you to whom adversity has dealt the final blow

When fate cruel hand has hit you hard, to quick grave you will go

At least a hope remains to you, if you like to eat brain

As a zombie, from the ground, rise again

Dies again, dies again

Though by now it is known that his death is not his end

No matter what he is to you, a character or friend

For we know the kid who mumbles dies again