I Definitely Ain’t Humble

TTTO “At Least I Ain’t Humble” by Brooke Lunderville

When you get to my home address

You ask for my plans and I confess

I’m always tempted to reveal them all to you

What I can say, it’s what we villains tend to do

I know I’m evil, but it ain’t my fault

It’s only the way that up I was brought

So when the devil gives me ideas and some advice

I just take my chances, pray and then roll the dice

<blockquote>I used to be so upset when

My plans would fail and go south

I’ll never come to terms with

How the heroes snuff my plans out</blockquote>

So when I’ve been eight kinds of moron I

Just wait for plan nine to say my goodbye

I can’t resist it, so I don’t pout and sulk

When I buy all my stuff from ACME I do it in bulk

Of self-improvement I’m no fan

Doesn’t mesh with all my evil plans

I just alternate admitting them and denial

Though I won’t give up, I try to be evil with a smile

Though I won’t give up, I try to be evil with a smile