Debugging Software

TTTO “Toasted Chicken Sandwich” by Carla Ulbrich

Well I almost decided to marry you

But that ain’t the right thing for me to do

You don’t love me darlin, now I see,

It’s the help debugging software so that you can watch that new DVD

All those nights I dated you at your home

It wasn’t ‘cause you didn’t wanna be alone

It’s because of those great hacks you got from me

Like the help debugging software so that you can watch that new DVD

You were always sweet, you were never rude

But before we could get naked and lewd

I’d buzz through your laptop like a bumblebee

And I’d help debugging software so that you can watch that new DVD

You thought your boobs were the key to my heart

Now I realize you’re kinda smart

There’s a reason to marry me

‘Cause I help debugging software so that you can watch that new DVD

I ain’t that good lookin’

But I’m into bookin

Installing “quicken”

With the OS I’m dickin’

It’s making me high

To configure wi-fi

When I help debugging software

Or getting rid of malware

When I help debugging software so that you can watch that new DVD