One Ring

Tune: original

We looked for them, oh, everywhere, we looked both high and low
We thought that we would kill them all wherever they may go
We could not seem to find them and no matter how we tried
Until we got how to expose the places where they hide

One ring to rule them all
And One ring to find them
One ring to make the call
And in the darkness bind them

And so we got our cellphones out and dialed out the right thing
And waited there so patiently until we heard the ring
The cellphones had betrayed their lords, they ratted out the fools
I guess next time they will make sure to quiet their own tools