One Ring

Tune: original

We looked for them, oh, everywhere, we looked both high and low

We thought that we would kill them all wherever they may go

We could not seem to find them and no matter how we tried

Until we got how to expose the places where they hide

[Chorus]

One ring to rule them all

And One ring to find them

One ring to make the call

And in the darkness bind them

And so we got our cellphones out and dialed out the right thing

And waited there so patiently until we heard the ring

The cellphones had betrayed their lords, they ratted out the fools

I guess next time they will make sure to quiet their own tools

[Chorus]