March of McDonald’s

TTTO “March of Cambreadth”

This is all the fault of Blind Leming Chiffon, BTW!

Customers, now come in

Offer help, please, with a grin!

Will you make this one a meal?

Can’t afford to pass that deal

We will serve as honest drones

For in here we are all pawns

Heart disease will make you die –

How many of them will eat our fries!

All these burgers, must be sold

For we trash them when they’re old

Eat until you die or drop

With that much food it’s hard to stop

Close your minds to stress and pain –

Eat ‘till you’re no longer sane

Let not one fat gram pass by –

How many of them will eat our fries!

Guard the credit and cash as well

With the discounts – more to sell

We know well the game, the score

They will eat here evermore

Toys we sell are full of lead

Oops, some kids will end up dead

But we’ll stand right up and lie!

How many of them will eat our fries!

French, or freedom – just a name

For a food that’s full of shame

Still your bodies pay the toll

As you eat those portions, whole

We will serve as honest drones

For in here we are all pawns

Heart disease will make you die –

How many of them will eat our fries!

[Repeat first verse]