God of Rain¶
TTTO “King of Spain” by Moxy Fruvous
Once I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
Oh, my unbeatable stormy weather (now it is very dry)
I’m telling you I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
Now I’m wearing a coat of Leather
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Divinity, being the lord was me
Politics on Mount Olympus, inventing morality
Or smiting people for the volume of their snore
Giving the rules, and smiting people who could not follow them anymore
Once I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
A pantheon, well, that was my home (now it is very dry)
I’m telling you I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
And I huddle beneath the SkyDome (once he was the God of Rain)
I can’t wait, I’m raising the water rates, I’m worshipped
“God, please make the rain not flood us,
There’s a leak in the roof, oh sad is our fate”
It’s more than fair, not that I really care
Let’s drop some more rain in Europe
And see all the ladies drying their hair
Once I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
Hey Jesus, Muhammad, Got problems? You phone me! (now it is very dry)
I’m telling you I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
Now the rains will not come, until I will be free (once he was the God of Rain)
Now some of you are probably wondering how I came to be mortal on earth here
after divinity in Heaven. Should I tell them, guys?
Tell us, God!
You see late one night when the Gods were all asleep
Down to earth I came, and my godly bride I did ditch
At which point the other Gods, who did not care much for me
Closed gates, and back I can’t reach!
God, now mortal, don’t you dare chortle
They closed the gate and barred up the portal
Not of my own volition, I had to change my position
So next time, you hate all things divine
Remember: to him you are like a cow
The God of Rain doesn’t care now!
Once I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
I was looking for ways to kill people by drowining (now it is very dry)
I’m telling you I was the God of Rain (now it is very dry)
And now I’m stuck here in accounting (once he was the God of Rain)