Life of Geekboy

TTTO “Bride of Wolfman”, Ookla the Mok

Even a man who’s raised with love

And sleeps well every night

May become a geek when he learns of Trek

When the dialogue he’ll recite

People tell me that I’m insane yeah

Just because I got that mono-mania

My hobbies, by some people, are maligned

When you’re a geekboy it gets kind of lonely

And though I know I’m not the only one

There comes a time when you have to decide

Need to decide

And I cannot cook no food that’s worth a damn

I’m eating it right from the can – my spam

But I’m telling you it is that bad

And before I get kicked out by dad

Frustration with the basement I am rife

I want a life

I want a job man that’s plan to see

But I think that you will not disagree

That my outfit will need some redesign

People told me I should stop to skip

The showers – man that was really a good tip

And now I look and smell top-of-the line

Oh, I smell fine!

From the basement I have been cut by a knife

I’m a geekboy, I can never have a life

But though I really really tried

And I have waited for a sign

I still watch Star Trek when I’m on my own

And I can’t fool you, you can see

As soon as you will glance at me

That I am just a geekboy in your eyes

I’m still a geek who likes Trek deep inside

That is still what I do for fun

And this is what I’ll teach to my son

And you won’t pry

Trek from my fingers, ‘till I will lose my soul

I can never be the one you think’s right

I can never be the one you’ll talk to in the daytime light

I can only be the one who’ll teach you how in Star Trek’s truth is found

But I’m still alive

Reach for the skies!

And you’ll be coming with to the moon

For to space we will go real soon

I think you’ll agree

That my hobbies I’ll no longer hide