On Meddling in Affairs

[Chorus]

Do not meddle in dragon affairs

That is what they always say

But offense in artists’ lairs

Has a steeper price to pay

You should never slight a bard

For he holds much stronger cards

See, your name has funny rhymes

Enshrined ‘till end of times

[Chorus]

Now a writer don’t insult

For so swift is the result

In his story you will do

Dumb things he wants you to

[Bridge]

Now remember, if you care,

About your life, then don’t you dare

Insult someone who’s good with words

It’s much worse than offending lords

[Chorus]