On Meddling in Affairs

Do not meddle in dragon affairs
That is what they always say
But offense in artists’ lairs
Has a steeper price to pay

You should never slight a bard
For he holds much stronger cards
See, your name has funny rhymes
Enshrined ‘till end of times


Now a writer don’t insult
For so swift is the result
In his story you will do
Dumb things he wants you to

Now remember, if you care,
About your life, then don’t you dare
Insult someone who’s good with words
It’s much worse than offending lords