The End of the World by Cute Filkers

TTTO “Blind Date on the Island of Dr. Moreau” by Brooke Lunderville

I watch you singing next to me

The hard lines on my face to soften

I gently sigh and wonder about my future

Like what color should I have my coffin

Songs which are cheery

though they’re about feari-

ng the end of the world

I’m lying here curled

[Chorus]

I heard the songs, about Vixy and Seanan and Brooke

But folks, I am here to tell you, that it is not quite how it looks

You all should know, it’s distraction, they’re not in a fight

And I know that by singing my song, my life – well it won’t last the night

There must be nothing wrong with how they are communicating

Now we all bit, so this is it and now the end’s awaiting

When I knew you learned chemistry

That was a sign for me, not for the best

That’s you’d start by poisioning people

Seanan’s disease kill the rest

And now I’m seeing Vixy

And what’s that she is mixing?

Well I cannot move a muscle

Stuck in a paradox of Russel

So when it started –

[Chorus]

So, folks, remember that cute blonde

Seems sweet but has a name for her chainsaw

When she engages it do not respond

She probably wants to take your brains out

She won’t just break your heart

Though you can hope she’ll break your heart

You cannot avoid this terror

But do not repeat my error –

When…

[Chorus]

Well, maybe someone might live