Take My Money Please

No tune yet.

It is a well known policy, that you should follow friend

If money you would ask of me, make it an easy spend

Pile not the rules and hoops and proofs, please make sure I’m at ease

I am the one who’s buying, see, try harder me to pleasse

[Chorus]

If you want my money, open your hand

Don’t try to make me force it through

I will not do as you command

You’ll lose the deal, and that you’ll rue

I will not give my mail to you, nor personal details

For all I know, your dinky store, in privacy it fails

Don’t ask me to try hard to choose a password for your site

Just take my money, smile and thank, and try to be polite

So I will bid goodbye to you, if money you won’t take

In private I will think, it’s true, that you made a mistake

And now I go to places where they want my business more

Now read this song I wrote to you, and bye bye, dear senore