McGyver’s Song

TTTO “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”, Pat Benatar

With thanks to <a href=”http://failbook.com/2010/06/02/funny-facebook-fails-hit-me-with-your-pet-shark/”>a failbook post</a>

Well you’re a real supervillain – at least so I hear –

So you use traps of death, like the one in here

That’s OK, I think there’s nothing to it,

I’ll escape, and you can watch me do it

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Kill me with your pet shark,

Why don’t you kill me with your pet shark

Kill me with your pet shark –

That’s what I say!

You use a lot of minions, you don’t fight fair,

But I have science knowledge, you don’t stand a prayer

Tie me up, it’s all in vain

Supervillains cannot match my brain

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Well you’re a real supervillain – at least so I hear –

So you use traps of death, like the one in here

And soon I’ll pull an unlikely escape

Using nothing but some a paper clip and rolls of tape

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