I Know I Can’t Spell

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TTTO “I’m Under Your Spell”, Once More With Feeling

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I used to talk to my friends

Never sent S-M-S

But now my cell phone just sends

Text, and I talk less and less

But because space is tight

The English just ain’t right

I know I can’t spell

How else could it be

“kthxbye” looks right to me

It’s shorter, you can tell

gtg, I’ll brb

I now type so easily

I saw a world enchanted

Laughter was in the air

But now I take for granted

With a “lolz” I can bring you there

‘Cause dude, that just pwnz

When I dl all these ring-tones

I know I can’t spell

Nothing I can do

But I know I will be CNU

I just can’t type so well

Finally I knew

That you can spell “you” as “u”

It made me type more

I think it’s just gr8

I like to txt with my m8

I know I can’t spell

It’s not important, IIRC

I’ll BRB, ‘cause G2P

Spelling is a hell

Typing words is misery

Typing letters makes me free

No auto com-plete

No auto com-plete

No auto com

[spoken]

I bet they’re not even working

They’re…typing. With one hand.