I Know I Can’t Spell

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TTTO “I’m Under Your Spell”, Once More With Feeling

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I used to talk to my friends
Never sent S-M-S
But now my cell phone just sends
Text, and I talk less and less
But because space is tight
The English just ain’t right

I know I can’t spell
How else could it be
“kthxbye” looks right to me
It’s shorter, you can tell
gtg, I’ll brb
I now type so easily

I saw a world enchanted
Laughter was in the air
But now I take for granted
With a “lolz” I can bring you there
‘Cause dude, that just pwnz
When I dl all these ring-tones

I know I can’t spell
Nothing I can do
But I know I will be CNU
I just can’t type so well
Finally I knew
That you can spell “you” as “u”

It made me type more

I think it’s just gr8
I like to txt with my m8

I know I can’t spell
It’s not important, IIRC
I’ll BRB, ‘cause G2P
Spelling is a hell
Typing words is misery
Typing letters makes me free

No auto com-plete
No auto com-plete
No auto com

I bet they’re not even working
They’re…typing. With one hand.