“Eaten by Zombies” is Good

TTTO Tom Smith’s “Kidnapped by Pirates” is Good

Sometimes life isn’t all it might be

Sometimes it’s boring and pale

The same old routine, played out daily

And you wonder if you’d gone stale

Well, I can’t offer solutions

When on your parade it now rains

But being offed, well, if you must

By a creature who likes to say “brains”

And it’s oh no, off we go

We’ll run from the undead

Faster now, and far away

Lest a plate is made of our heads

I’m feeling so much scared now

Zombies’ table manners are rude

So I’m running for all I’m worth now, friends

“Eaten by zombies is good”

A zombie is looking fer brains my dear,

Gray cells are moist and sweet

He certainly eats it with pleasure my dear

To him, you’re all made out of meat

He don’t need no fancy cutlery

To pick apart at your brain

A crowbar to bash, there’s really no rush

Pretty soon you’ll stop feeling pain

And it’s oh no, off we go

The zombies are right here

Way hay, close now by

And what we’re feeling is sheer –

So much of this fright, more than even

Steven King had thought we would

Ah, the living, that’s right, we’re not leaving

“Eaten by zombies is good”

Now, “Murdered by pirates is good”, they said,

In the film The Princess Bride

But we find much more scary

If by zombies hands we died

There ain’t no reason why now our life

Has to fade to black

So let’s stop all our breathing

New brains will be our snack

So let me eat your brain right now

I promise I’ll be quick

And then you’ll be a zombie too

Now don’t you call me sick

We’ll go eating brains with relish

Though some people think it’s obscene

And tomorrow we will take over

We’ll zombie king and queen

And it’s oh no, off we go,

We are no fantasy

Way hay, far away,

Where more brains ought to be

And every night I love it more than

I ever thought I could

In the dead of night, they’re running scared

“Eaten by zombies” is good.

And we’ll take over all of humanity

“Eaten by zombies” is good!