Standard Party

No tune yet.

If there is treasure to be found, you’ll have to fight you know

Because its guards will tend to be quite sad to see it go

So get your act together, get some friends to help along

And if you keep to standards, you are not likely to go wrong

See the ISO standards page

A cleric and a fighter

And the thief and clever mage

And no party can be tighter

If you want want just to hack it, you can do with somewhat less

The ISO is a bit too long, you can conserve, I guess

But you can’t do just want you want, so here’s what you can do

There’s something that is easier, and here’s a little clue

IETF’s standard’s homepage

The cleric is the fighter

And the thief is too a mage

And no party can be lighter

You know there’s all this money in the treasures that we find

And parties that have pooled their skills, their talents they combined

So with the money, come the fools, who think they’ll do as well

And now we’ve got this standard, and I can corruption smell

See the ECMA’s standards page

Druid cleric, and no fighter

Illusionist - not a mage

And the party’ll die tonight - er…