Don’t call my cell in battle

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TTTO “Don’t Call My Name in Battle”

Heather Alexander

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Don’t call my cell in battle my sweet dear

Do not expect me when you see the enemies come near

For when you’re in a fight I’ll stay away

I will not come to your help, but perhaps another may

Don’t call my cell in battle – fight instead

Or choose to flee, but calling me will only get you dead

For when you are surrounded by your foes

It’s not the time to call me and it’s not the time to doze

Don’t call my cell in battle - wait a bit

For calling me would show that you do not have any wit

Wait with the call until you go back home

Avoid the cell phone charges that will happen when you roam