Please Don’t Invite Me

No tune yet.

I don’t want to be a vampire, nor a zombie living dead

I don’t want to level up, nor do I want to get ahead

If I’ll want to be a farmer, I’ll just go and buy a farm

And if I had a zoo, the animals would come to harm

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Please don’t invite me

To those facebook applications

Please let me be free

From these constant invitations!

Mafia bosses drive me crazy, the superpoking causes pain

Please don’t try to get me to join your fluff-pet game again

I just wanted to connect with all my friends around the world

But I saw them filling quizzes – the results had made me hurl

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So if you update your status, and you write notes on my wall

I’ll be happy that I met you and I won’t forget to call

But the games that you are playing, can you keep them to your self

I don’t want to be a zombie, or a pirate or an elf!

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