Page Me Maybe

(TTTO Call Me Maybe)

The site was up, now it fell, Don’t ask me why, I can’t tell, We’ve got an outage from hell, And now it’s ruined my day

I got the page, now I wish I wasn’t looking at this They say ignorance bliss, So knowledge ruined my day

The site is not loading, Good things it’s not boding, Crashes, sloppy coding, This outage is getting scary

[Chorus] Hey, now, here’s my pager – I always carry, And I’m the on-call, it beeped – it’s scary It’s hard to wake up, my eyes are weary But I’m the on-call, it beeped – it’s scary

You took your time with the call It’s been a while since nightfall I’m tired, can’t think at all But I can’t wait ‘till day

I hoped it was no big deal, Maybe a blip – no it’s real The site is gone, and I feel It’s gonna ruin my day

Metrics quickly falling All queues, backed and slowin’ Midnight, problem growin’ How did the dashboard get so scary?

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[Bridge] Before you paged me late at night, It wasn’t so bad, It wasn’t so bad, It wasn’t so so bad, Before you paged me late at night It wasn’t so bad, It wasn’t so bad, It wasn’t so so bad, Before you paged me late at night Before you came into my life It wasn’t so bad, And you should know that It wasn’t so bad, It’s hard to look at the alert, it’s scary

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[Bridge]

Your beeps, they’re scary