Weird People

TTTO “Short People” by Randy Newman

Weird people are not normal
Weird people are not normal
Weird people are not normal
At all

They do strange old things
And act insane
They can be good friends
Or they can be your bane
They got weird hobbies
And stranger hobbies still
They go to conventions
Where they’re rarely keeping still

Well, I like some weird people
I like some weird people
‘Round me

Weird people are not the same
As everyone
(They’re not anyone)
All men are a little weird
Until they’re gone
(It’s a wonderful world)

Weird People got nobody
Weird People got nobody
Weird People got nobody
To ape

They got tastes that are unique
And they just don’t care
You gotta not be scared
If you want to share
They go to bumper cars
Going beep beep beep
They stay up all night
And not sleep sleep sleep
They got strange hygienic habbits
And they sometimes smell
But when you know them they are kinda swell
Well, I want some weird people
I want some weird people
I want some weird people
‘Round me