Hacker

TTTO “Dentist!” from Little Shop of Horrors

[Coder]

When I was younger, just a bad little kid,

My parents noticed funny things I did,

Like loading Linux up in GDB

Just to find kalloc that had no free

I’d write a patch when I found the leak

I really was a geek

[Users]

He’s such a geek

[Coder]

But I hoped and prayed someday

I’ll find a way

To make my natural tendencies pay

I’ll be a hacker

I have a talent for fixing stuff

I’ll be a hacker

And to be payed for my play is enough

My temprament’s bad for the sales force

And marketing would suit me less

I’ll be a hacker,

I’ll be a success

[Users]

Here he is, folks the fixer of the bugs!

Watch him patch up that code

Oh, my god!

He’s a hacker and he’ll never ever be social

Who wants their source done by a hippie with hair

[Manager]

How long now! It’s not done

[ORIN]

Oh, shut up. Wait a sec, it’s so faun

I am your hacker

[Manager]

Goodness gracious!

[Coder]

And I enjoy the career that I picked

[Users]

Really love it

[Coder]

I am your hacker

[Manager]

Making kludges

[Coder]

And I get off on the code that I fix

[Users]

Really love it

[Coder]

I thrill when I write algoithms

[Users]

Algorithms

[Coder]

It’s swell though they tell me I’m maladjusted

And though it may cause my bosses distress,

Somewhere, somewhere in the world around me

I know, I know, that the users are running this

Oh, users

‘Cause I’m a hacker and a success

Say bash!

[Manager]

Bash!

[Coder]

Say bash!

[Manager]

Bash!

[Coder]

Say bash!

[Manager]

Bash!

[Coder]

Now !