Property Destruction

TTTO “Maoz Tsur” (Jewish traditional)

Oh my god the warranty
Is out of date, and we’re out of luck
I can say with certainty
That vacuum cleaner just won’t suck
For so the lightning bolt struck,
So outside it will be chucked
Out the door,
So far, and more
Fixing it ain’t worth a buck

I fail to pout, will not cry
As all the lights now start to dim
The lightning bolt – it seems it fried
The fuses – blown to bits and limbs
The situation looked grim
So I’ve asked for help from Tim
House now burns
You live, you learn
And next time I won’t ask him