Property Destruction

TTTO “Maoz Tsur” (Jewish traditional)

Oh my god the warranty

Is out of date, and we’re out of luck

I can say with certainty

That vacuum cleaner just won’t suck

For so the lightning bolt struck,

So outside it will be chucked

Out the door,

So far, and more

Fixing it ain’t worth a buck

I fail to pout, will not cry

As all the lights now start to dim

The lightning bolt – it seems it fried

The fuses – blown to bits and limbs

The situation looked grim

So I’ve asked for help from Tim

House now burns

You live, you learn

And next time I won’t ask him