Slaying Vampires in the Park

OMG! I found some of my ooold Buffy filk.

TTTO “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”

Spring is here, a-suh-pring is here
Life is skittles and life is beer
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring,
I do, don’t you? ‘Course you do

But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me
And makes every midnight a treat for me
All the world seems all right
In the spring at midnight
As we slay the vampires in the park
Ev’ry midnight you’ll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we slay the vampires in the park

When they see us coming, the vampires all try an’ kill
But we smile to ourselves and just practice our daily drill
The moon’s shining bright
Ev’rything seems all right
When we slay the vampires in the park

We’ve gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the vampire society
With our games.

They call it impiety,
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.

But we’re not afraid of their sires
As we kill newly born vampires

So if midnight you’re free,
Why don’t you come with me,
And we’ll slay the vampires in the park.

And maybe we’ll do
In a demon or two,
While we slay the vampires in the park.

We’ll dust them all up them all amid laughter and merriment.
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
Situation is dire
But you’ve got to admire
The dust from vampire
(A splinter’s all we require)
To slay a vampire in the park.