Slaying Vampires in the Park

OMG! I found some of my ooold Buffy filk.

TTTO “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park”

Spring is here, a-suh-pring is here

Life is skittles and life is beer

I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring,

I do, don’t you? ‘Course you do

But there’s one thing that makes spring complete for me

And makes every midnight a treat for me

All the world seems all right

In the spring at midnight

As we slay the vampires in the park

Ev’ry midnight you’ll see

My sweetheart and me,

As we slay the vampires in the park

When they see us coming, the vampires all try an’ kill

But we smile to ourselves and just practice our daily drill

The moon’s shining bright

Ev’rything seems all right

When we slay the vampires in the park

We’ve gained notoriety,

And caused much anxiety

In the vampire society

With our games.

They call it impiety,

And lack of propriety,

And quite a variety

Of unpleasant names.

But we’re not afraid of their sires

As we kill newly born vampires

So if midnight you’re free,

Why don’t you come with me,

And we’ll slay the vampires in the park.

And maybe we’ll do

In a demon or two,

While we slay the vampires in the park.

We’ll dust them all up them all amid laughter and merriment.

Except for the few we take home to experiment.

Situation is dire

But you’ve got to admire

The dust from vampire

(A splinter’s all we require)

To slay a vampire in the park.