Sea Sickness Shanty

TTTO Laura Shigihara’s Poo Sea Shanty

“Just take a cruise,” they told me,

“Away from all your woes,

The sea is fine, you’ll feel relaxed

from head down to your toes”

The cruise was booked and paid for,

And I got on the boat

The winds were strong, the waves were high,

And I lost all my oats!

Chorus:

On no, I’m feeling sick

I cannot keep food down

But if I lean far overboard

I’ll fall off and I’ll drown

There are so many tricks, now,

To fight the need to spew

I’ve tried them all and they don’t work

So stop, I beg of you

This cruise will end one day and

I’ll finally eat again

Until that day, just leave me be,

To hurl and then complain

Chorus:

On no, I’m feeling sick

I cannot keep food down

But if I lean far overboard

I’ll fall off and I’ll drown