Drunk Like a Fish

Tune: original

Goldfishes swimming in water

Cannot imagine the slaughter

On the table with food –

You know this can’t be good

[Chorus]

You get drunk if you drink like a fish

So fish are drunk all the time

And I bet that some people wish

They avoided the fish-drinking crimes

Goldfishes meeting the fandom

Cannot imagine the freedom

As they’re poured in a glass –

They are dropped on their ass

[Chorus]

Goldfishes surviving the danger

Cannot imagine the stranger

That has poured them right back –

Now they won’t be a snack

[Chorus]