Drunk Like a Fish

Tune: original

Goldfishes swimming in water
Cannot imagine the slaughter
On the table with food –
You know this can’t be good

You get drunk if you drink like a fish
So fish are drunk all the time
And I bet that some people wish
They avoided the fish-drinking crimes

Goldfishes meeting the fandom
Cannot imagine the freedom
As they’re poured in a glass –
They are dropped on their ass


Goldfishes surviving the danger
Cannot imagine the stranger
That has poured them right back –
Now they won’t be a snack