OMG! I found some of my ooooold Buffy filks. Posting them for posterity.

TTTO “Lola”

I met her in a highschool in Sunnydale
Where the vampires eat the postmen so that you never ever get mail
Mail in Sunnydale, no chance
I saw the little runt sitting there on a bench
When I asked her name and in a quiet voice she said “Willow”

Well, I’ve been around, but I ain’t ever seen
A girl who look like a a geek but a witch since she was teen
Oh, my Willow
Wi wi wi wi Willow
Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
How she does those spells just by waving her hand
Oh, my Willow
Wi Wi wi wi Willow

Well, I left home just a week before
And I’ve never ever seen a vampire before
But Buffy Summers, she staked the vamp, like that
But when it comes to magic, Willow is the best bet
Well, I was amazed with what I’ve just seen
And I sure hope Willow will never get mean
Wi wi wi wi Willow
Wi wi wi wi Willow
So she became veiny black
This wasn’t a fake
She even killed Rake
Well, she almost lost her head
But I won’t forget what Xander said

He said, “Will, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the crayon be your guide”
Oh, my Willow
Wi wi wi wi Willow
“I know what Warren did was really rough
“But remember that you killed him, and that is enough”
Oh, my Willow
Wi wi wi wi Willow

Then she heard her friends really got in a mess
So she’s gonna have to leave Giles, I guess
How not to be evil, she almost knows
And if she can’t wing it then the whole world goes
Now she even got past Amy’s spell
The kiss got her past her personal hell
Wi wi wi wi Willow
Wi wi wi wi Willow
Wi wi wi wi Willow