(It’s clear what they’re doing to) Flatten the Grass

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Original: Flatten the Grass (Echo’s Children)

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I find in the evenings ten times out of ten
If I smile at him right, I can get any man
We go somewhere secluded and lie down on the grass
And we’ll fool around and I’ll show him my…rank
I’m a young lady of savvy and charm
And I’ve slept with all the young boys on the farm
Some like it gentle and some like it rough
I want it all and I can’t get enough

Chorus:
Flatten the grass, flatten the grass
It’s clear what we’re doing to flatten the grass
Flatten the grass, flatten the grass
It’s clear what we’re doing to flatten the grass

Da says that boys have one thing on their minds
But he may be in shock, if he only finds
That I have the same thing on my mind as well
He’ll preach and he’ll tell me I’m going to hell
But I’m not gonna stop, it just feels too damn good
For a roll in the hay I’m always in the mood
But I do it discreetly and the clues I mask
I’ll tell him no lies if no questions he’ll ask


[Chorus]

Ma says that young ladies have to take care
So I heed her words and I always prepare
I make sure to take pills, you can’t count on the guy
If he’s after sex then he surely will lie

[Chorus]

Now Peter and I will go off and play
Out in the grass, by night or by day –
He’s no longer mad when I punch him or kick
For our S&amp;M games are fun, although sick